Shop Geometric Seahorse That’s Better Than Your Blank Wall
It’s a seahorse. It’s geometric. It’s framed. What more do you want? This isn’t just wall art—it’s an effortless way to look like you have taste, even if you barely know how to pronounce “aesthetic.”
Designed by Stacey Dynamite, this print screams “I care about marine life, but not enough to actually own a fish tank.” The clean lines and hypnotic spiral will have your guests questioning if they’re admiring art or getting subtly hypnotized into complimenting your decor.
Why It’s Perfect for You:
Low Maintenance: Unlike real seahorses, this one doesn’t require food, water, or emotional support.
Ready to Hang: Comes framed because you don’t need more unfinished projects in your life.
Conversation Starter: “What does it mean?” Whatever you want it to mean—it’s your house.
Perfect for your living room, office, or that sad blank space you keep ignoring. Add it to your cart, hang it up, and pretend you’ve had your life together all along.
Also:
• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included
How to attach hooks on 24″ × 36″ horizontal frames:
Place each of the mounting hooks 1 inch (2.5 cm) from frame corners when hanging horizontally.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!